3 or 4 years ago I was watching my kids while my wife was at her sisters house. I went to take put one of my kids in the bathtub and right when I stepped to put them into the tub I stepped on a piece of glass that cut me between my big toe and the one next to it, I felt it go in. That morning my wife broke a make up bottle in the AM. She cleaned it all up except for that one piece that she missed. I called her to come get me so she could come get me to go get stitched up.
Waited 20 minutes (wife was 5 minutes away) no wife, called her again and she says..... you aint April Foolin me with your cut foot. I had to get my little girl who was crying from seeing all the blood tell her that I cut my foot.
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