I'm so salt life I brush my teeth with sea gull poop
I'm so salt life I only put marina fuel in my truck
I'm so salt life I use a gaff to get my kids out of the bath tub
I'm so salt life I drink milk and poop ice cream
Im so salt life, I chopped up a ladyfish and snorted it
and my favorite...
I am so salt life, my wife left me 5 or 15 years ago
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