04-17-2017, 11:59 AM
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Sailfish
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Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Otis
Posts: 4,194
Cash: 5,193
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cappy
A few years ago I tried giving up sex. As yall know I am married to a hot blonde headed grandma with a nice onion arse. About 5 weeks into lent I was so horney I was hurting and when she bent over to reach a canned good I couldn't take it any more and broke my pennance right then and there!
I was scarred they would kick me outa church for my sin but the priest said it was ok if I prayed about it.
They mighta not kicked me outa church bit they dang sure kicked us outa Win Dixie.....
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That was freaking funny
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