Come and listen to a story about a man named Cat
A poor coonass, some people say is fat,
Then one day he was driven up the road,
And he stumbled upon some columbian boom boom.
snow that is, nose candy, Kansas pixy dust.
Well the first thing you know ol' Cat's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said Cat move away from there
Said Kanas is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the truck and moved to KC.
This is how my brain works at 5:45 am
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