Wife Said This But Meant This.
If you're married or have been with the same woman a while you know what this means.
I'll keep it short so it will be facts without a story.
A while back our daughter got a ferret and my wife loves it. We all do honestly.
Early this week we went to PetCo to get a few things and the lady there said a shipment of ferrets was coming this week.
Just at lunch time today.
Wife.. Can we go to PetCo and look at the ferrets?
Me.. Yes we can go get you a ferret.
Wife.. No, I just want to go look.
Me.. Uhh Huh.
Guess what we bought at lunch?
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