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Originally Posted by duckman1911
I thought you would have shut her down after the Christmas donkey.  |
She got tired of riding that arse to work.
She loved him, but he had a problem with crossing the fence to get to the neighbor's jumping horse. I had to get rid of him before she drops a damn mule!
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Originally Posted by eman
taught my wife 29 years ago. You better say what you mean . i am a dumb *** when it comes to hints and women. if you tell me what you want i want i will do it .
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I think I told that to my wife verbatim on our wedding night. I followed it with a, "Don't ever get fat and ugly..... That's my job!"