[duckman1911]

Originally Posted by Cappy

A few years ago I tried giving up sex. As yall know I am married to a hot blonde headed grandma with a nice onion arse. About 5 weeks into lent I was so horney I was hurting and when she bent over to reach a canned good I couldn't take it any more and broke my pennance right then and there!

I was scarred they would kick me outa church for my sin but the priest said it was ok if I prayed about it.

They mighta not kicked me outa church bit they dang sure kicked us outa Win Dixie.....

That was freaking funny