The toilet seat.
THE TOILET SEAT
Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks
to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it
while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take care of another
matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a shower.
Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she
realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet
seat. About that time, Charlie got home and realized her
predicament.
They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally,
in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet
around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room. The ER
Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get
a mental picture of this.). Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it
all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this
before." The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them. I
just never saw one mounted and framed."
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