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Originally Posted by RigRatNoMeaux

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3 Kids Fishing
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Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the river below.
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Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
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The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney World & Barrack said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One.'
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The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes. Barrack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them.'
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The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset.'
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Barrack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.
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The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your *** from drowning.'
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