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Originally Posted by Reggoh
My friends and I have started to compile a list for identifying douche bags simply by looking at their trucks... the trucks are affectionately known as DBSK's. (Douche Bag Starter Kits)
Here are a few of the indicators (keep in mind you need several of these to be considered a douche bag):
A windshield brow sticker (I recently saw one on an F250 that said "Steady Steppin")
Most of these trucks are F250 or 2500HD and always 4x4
Yeti sticker somewhere on it
Costa sticker somewhere on it
Drake waterfowl sticker somewhere on it
Truck must be lifted
Aftermarket Rims larger than 20" and must have mud grips
Driver typically less than 30 years old
Yeti cooler in the back of the truck
Aftermarket Exhaust with at least an 8" baffle on the muffler
Banks Power System upgrade (must have Banks logo sticker on truck)
The driver of these trucks usually paints his face to hunt ducks or deer
Driver probably has a barrel sticker on his shotgun
This list is not all-inclusive and still growing... Anyone want to contribute?
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They make $80,000 a year offshore. But still live with their parents and still have no money in the bank.