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Originally Posted by devildog89

ASR and three of his buddies went fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: You have no idea what i had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.

Second Guy: That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.

Third Guy: Man, you both have it easy!! I had to promise my wife that i would remodel the kitchen for her.

They continue to fish. When they realized that ASR has not said a word, they asked him, "Renee, you haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?

ASR: I just set my alarm for 0530. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on the butt and said: Fishing or Sex?
And she said: ......Wear sun block.