I never thought I would get hooked........
Everyone was doing it...........
It started in fourth grade when I went from a private Christian academy to a public school when my dad lost his job..............
a kid on the playground showed it to me.....
wrapped in clear plastic...
Said he got it from his older brother...........
I was white and funny looking , I had never seen anything like it.......
He showed me how to use it it..........
I never ever could control my craving after that.......
The milky stringy goodness.............
Pretty soon I was stealing from my paper route money and sneaking off to the convenience stores to score some more.......
Then I branched out...........
Cheddar, Gouda, One time I ate Stilton Blue until I hallucinated and woke up in a weight watchers meeting wearing only one blue sock, a Florida gators seat cushion, and three pairs of contact lenses.............
Then I hit rock bottom.................
Lactose free, vegan cheese, soy cheese, almond cheese, nothing was taboo, My favorite was trading my moms dialysis coupons for the tinfoil wrapped "Guv-met cheese"..........
Finally I was arrested when I beat up the widower of a disabled WWII veteran with a sock full of hearing aid batteries and pawned his wheelchair to buy a lunchables..........
I only ate the cheese.........
I believe in gateways................
Thanks for listening to my story brothers..........................carry on.
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