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Tillie - Maude - Gertrude



These three old ladies and their dogs
were sitting on a park bench
having a quiet conversation
when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies,
stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.





Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tillie, being older and more feeble,couldn't reach that far.