Recently, when I replaced the dishwasher, I told her that the next one...
Oh, even better, the joke about coming in drunk at 2 am, slapping her on the arse and, saying, "You're next big-un" really does start a fight!
Oh yeah, we got into a pretty heated argument a while back...I did the typical say some stupid **** that you know you shouldn't...Well, a couple of days later, she came back and said, "Have you noticed that I haven't been talking to you?!" The funniest thing I could think of and, apparently, the worst thing I could have said was, "Have you noticed that I haven't given a %#*# ?!" Let me testify now, before you all, she made up for those 2 days of silent treatment in 2 minutes! I'm not saying she stopped screaming obsenities at me in two minutes but, she made up for lost time!
There's plenty more but, I have to pay that vulture that sells insurance here so, I gotta go for now!
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