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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please.

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Old 09-15-2013, 08:27 AM
Andy C Andy C is offline
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Default This is a great country

I've been rounding up stray dogs for two days now to give this a try. The cost of bait has gone up and I need to supplement "our" income. If I am successful I'll let you know.




THIS IS A GREAT COUNTRY

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said,
"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs
Are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging
Clue who their Daddy's are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with
Housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes
To qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn, this is a great country!!!
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