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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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2 women in Heaven
> >Conversation: > >Hi! My name's Wanda. > >Hey! I'm Kelly. How'd you die? > >I froze to death. > >Awww...man! > >It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? > >I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. > >So, what happened? > >I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. > >Girl, I wish you had looked in your deep freezer first...we'd both STILL be alive! |
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lmao!!!!!!
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