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Old 08-28-2010, 12:24 AM
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Five Surgeons


Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.



The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered.."

The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think
librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order"

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC , shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the
head and the *** are interchangeable
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Old 08-28-2010, 07:49 AM
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Lmao, never heard that one before.
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Old 08-28-2010, 02:28 PM
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That's fn funny
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Old 08-29-2010, 11:15 AM
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