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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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3 lil fishers!!
3 Kids Fishing * * Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the river below. * Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. * The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney World & Barrack said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One.' * The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes. Barrack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them.' * * The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset.' * Barrack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped. * The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your *** from drowning.' * * * |
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Haha. Good one.
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That's a good one
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LMAO
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lol good stuff
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Lmao. Made my whole night!
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nice!!
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Nice one!
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good one
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