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Old 10-07-2013, 09:09 PM
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Eat more meat.
Now this just made my day!
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Old 10-08-2013, 07:00 PM
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Old 10-09-2013, 03:57 PM
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Old 10-09-2013, 03:59 PM
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That is the best gif i've ever seen!
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Old 10-09-2013, 04:06 PM
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LMBO... Nice LCD. Bet he dont do that no mo.
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Old 10-09-2013, 08:39 PM
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Funny stuffs
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Old 10-09-2013, 08:42 PM
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I swear there will be someone that says they don't get the second pic.LOL
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Old 10-09-2013, 08:47 PM
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High School. It was rough for this guy.
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Old 10-09-2013, 08:48 PM
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Im not real sure why.
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Old 10-09-2013, 08:51 PM
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Old 10-09-2013, 09:27 PM
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I swear there will be someone that says they don't get the second pic.LOL


Uhh ok i will say it "I DONT GET IT"

V L A D T H E
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Old 10-09-2013, 09:34 PM
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Impala.

Vlad the impala.
Vlad the impaler.
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Old 10-09-2013, 09:38 PM
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Uhh ok i will say it "I DONT GET IT"

V L A D T H E
It says Vlad The Impala. Comes from Vlad The Impaler. Supposedly where the vampire myth originated. Was a great and cruel warrior and also a Prince of ancient Romainia. He had a fetish for impaling his victims on pikes. He is, according to legend ,Count Dracula.
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Old 10-09-2013, 09:40 PM
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Alright not my thing so i dont feel bad for not knowing some dracula history, and i am sure i am not the only one
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Old 10-09-2013, 09:49 PM
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Alright not my thing so i dont feel bad for not knowing some dracula history, and i am sure i am not the only one
Prolly not bro. Wouldn't feel bad at all. Vlad was a real person and did like impaling his victims on pikes. Part of his castle still stands. He wasn't the nicest of fellas im guessing. A rather cruel bas tard to be honest.
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Old 10-09-2013, 10:01 PM
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Prolly not bro. Wouldn't feel bad at all. Vlad was a real person and did like impaling his victims on pikes. Part of his castle still stands. He wasn't the nicest of fellas im guessing. A rather cruel bas tard to be honest.

Sounds better than the no good sumbeach we got running this country hahahahaha
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Sounds better than the no good sumbeach we got running this country hahahahaha
True that brother. At least with Vlad you knew who and where your enemy was.
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Old 10-10-2013, 09:21 AM
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^^^^^^^^^ I bet bondage isnt their thing. You know how many F'n feet of rope you would need to tie up that cow? You'd have to buy it in spools.lol
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^^^^^^^^^ I bet bondage isnt their thing. You know how many F'n feet of rope you would need to tie up that cow? You'd have to buy it in spools.lol

woa your brain is working different than mine, i was no where near thinking about that, you gagged me with that comment

i was more curious to know why they wasted so much material to make a bathing suit to fit that thing, when she should be wearing something more like a boat cover to the beach or pool!!!
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