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Old 12-07-2010, 05:58 PM
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What is a calorie?




Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter.
MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE VARMITS
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Old 12-08-2010, 09:39 AM
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haha yea they been in my closet for a couple years now...
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Old 12-08-2010, 10:26 AM
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Got to have something to do w/ getting married . I never had this problem when i was
running the bars all night and working all day. calories must come when you get married and settle down?
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Old 12-08-2010, 01:12 PM
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Got to have something to do w/ getting married . I never had this problem when i was
running the bars all night and working all day. calories must come when you get married and settle down?
Or get older......those calories just find me anywhere.
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Old 12-08-2010, 03:20 PM
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Got to have something to do w/ getting married . I never had this problem when i was
running the bars all night and working all day. calories must come when you get married and settle down?
I told that to my wife already, she wasn't impressed with my reasoning...
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Old 12-13-2010, 08:52 AM
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shoot.... i'm not married and them babies have found their way into my closet
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