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Old 12-28-2011, 06:26 PM
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A man named Bill woke up on his birthday. His wife and kids didn't even say good morning to him. So, he left for work in a huff. His receptionist, Joanna, said happy birthday. "Thanks, Joanna. That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all day." Bill relied, pleased. So he worked until his lunch break, when Joanna asked if he fancied a lunch. Instead of taking their usual lunch just outside, they went to a big beautiful bistro. " My apartment is just around the corner. Would you like to visit?" Joanna asked. "Sure, why not?" Bill replied. At her apartment, Bill sat down on the couch. Joanna said she'd be right back and stepped into the bedroom. Minutes later, she came back out followed by Bills family, friends, and co-workers. Bill just sat there... naked.


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Old 12-28-2011, 06:32 PM
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Omg......***** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fail !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-28-2011, 07:51 PM
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Uhhhhhhhh, *** would one say to get out of this one alive?
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Old 12-28-2011, 10:49 PM
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Old 12-28-2011, 11:00 PM
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I think that would be assuming too much!
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Old 12-28-2011, 11:15 PM
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Definately "NOT" Winning
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Old 12-29-2011, 09:19 AM
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holy toledo bend...
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Old 12-29-2011, 09:39 AM
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dang the bad luck!
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Old 12-29-2011, 10:08 AM
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HAHA!!!
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