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Old 12-24-2010, 01:33 PM
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Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is thick hair and a thin body.
Please don't mix them up like you did last year.
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Old 12-24-2010, 01:50 PM
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Lmao! That is terrific!
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Old 12-24-2010, 08:23 PM
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I wanted a big bank account and a small belly.

Guess what...
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Old 12-24-2010, 09:53 PM
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I wanted a big bank account and a small belly.

Guess what...
You got a lump a coal???
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Old 12-24-2010, 11:15 PM
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I got a small bank account and a big belly.

Come to find out, Santa is dislexic.
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Old 12-25-2010, 03:51 AM
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Yo!! Haha!!
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Old 12-25-2010, 03:53 AM
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Dink, lay of the Jack Daniels. It's 3am on Christmas morning...

Yo!
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