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Old 01-14-2010, 07:37 PM
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[SIZE=6]Third Place[/SIZE][SIZE=6] :[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.[/SIZE][SIZE=5]
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[SIZE=5]The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey,
I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh...'
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[SIZE=5]The husband, rejected, turns over.[/SIZE][SIZE=5]
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[SIZE=5]A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.[/SIZE][SIZE=5]
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[SIZE=5]'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'[/SIZE]
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Old 01-14-2010, 07:39 PM
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[SIZE=6]Third Place[/SIZE][SIZE=6] :[/SIZE]



[SIZE=5]One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.[/SIZE][SIZE=5][/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]

[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh...'

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[SIZE=5][/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]

[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]The husband, rejected, turns over.[/SIZE][SIZE=5][/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]

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[SIZE=5]A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.[/SIZE][SIZE=5][/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]
[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'[/SIZE]















Poor guy...
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Old 01-14-2010, 08:07 PM
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Old 01-14-2010, 09:18 PM
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lmao that's a good one
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