A painful/funny story for you

[duckman1911]

It begins with a typical day. Get home from work and knock out a few chores then its shower, supper and a movie with the family. Bedtime rolls around and I slide off my boxer shorts and crawl into bed. Everything is going according to plan at this point then the alarm clock goes off the next morning. Slide on the boxer shorts(I left on the floor by the bed) and head for the coffee pot. Well up here in the piney woods we have the little critters called BARK SCORPIONS and about 2 steps into my journey to the coffee pot I felt someone putting out a cigar on one of the boys down there. The right one to be exact. Having been down this road before but not in quite as sensitive a place I knew exactly what was going on. Needless to say the boxers where removed A LOT faster than they where put on. My wife and a shoe made quick work of our intruder but not before he managed to put me in the fetal position holding the boys in our bedroom floor. I shake my boxers out really good now.LOL