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Wife Said This But Meant This.
I'll keep it short so it will be facts without a story. A while back our daughter got a ferret and my wife loves it. We all do honestly. Early this week we went to PetCo to get a few things and the lady there said a shipment of ferrets was coming this week. Just at lunch time today. Wife.. Can we go to PetCo and look at the ferrets? Me.. Yes we can go get you a ferret. Wife.. No, I just want to go look. Me.. Uhh Huh. Guess what we bought at lunch? |
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lol
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Haha. I think we all can relate. Unfortunately mine wife asked if we can go look for a Tahoe.
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Mine is looking at places in the Bahamas as i type this
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Mine has been looking at house designs recently...
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I thought you would have shut her down after the Christmas donkey.
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No "wife said this but meant this" beats the dreaded "Just do whatever you want". That is a man's curse.
We hear" I can do whatever I want." They mean " Take whatever you want and do the opposite." I know I'm not alone on this one. |
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Not all wives are like that - hehe. I'm the one that finds the 4-wheelers and boats. And deer leases.
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taught my wife 29 years ago. You better say what you mean . i am a dumb *** when it comes to hints and women. if you tell me what you want i want i will do it .
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I'm sure us guys leave our ladies in those "uhh huh" moments. |
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Just tell us what you want. Trust me ladies. If you tell a man to follow you to bed. He may as well be a puppy on a leash. |
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I HAVE THE RARE one,she not only told me we were getting a new boat,she special ordered it!she also picked out my last bay boat,sure hope the old champion is good to its new owner!
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I think I told that to my wife verbatim on our wedding night. I followed it with a, "Don't ever get fat and ugly..... That's my job!" |
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What color did she get?
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Silver..... What can I say? I'm a sucker.
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I once bought my wife one of those mood rings that changed colors so I could tell what kind of mood she was in.
When she was in a good mood, the stone turned blue. When she was in a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead. |
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Aren't we all bro. Ya wana keep the piece ya gota keep the peace.
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After two marriages and over 25 years............I still have no idea what the hell either of them meant or mean on any given day..........
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