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Old 06-20-2014, 07:53 PM
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Default Wife Said This But Meant This.

If you're married or have been with the same woman a while you know what this means.
I'll keep it short so it will be facts without a story.
A while back our daughter got a ferret and my wife loves it. We all do honestly.
Early this week we went to PetCo to get a few things and the lady there said a shipment of ferrets was coming this week.
Just at lunch time today.
Wife.. Can we go to PetCo and look at the ferrets?
Me.. Yes we can go get you a ferret.
Wife.. No, I just want to go look.
Me.. Uhh Huh.

Guess what we bought at lunch?
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Old 06-20-2014, 07:58 PM
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lol
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Old 06-20-2014, 08:11 PM
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Haha. I think we all can relate. Unfortunately mine wife asked if we can go look for a Tahoe.
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Old 06-20-2014, 08:17 PM
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Mine is looking at places in the Bahamas as i type this
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Old 06-20-2014, 08:22 PM
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Mine has been looking at house designs recently...
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Old 06-20-2014, 08:30 PM
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Haha. I think we all can relate. Unfortunately mine wife asked if we can go look for a Tahoe.
I thought you would have shut her down after the Christmas donkey.
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Old 06-20-2014, 08:37 PM
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No "wife said this but meant this" beats the dreaded "Just do whatever you want". That is a man's curse.
We hear" I can do whatever I want."
They mean " Take whatever you want and do the opposite."

I know I'm not alone on this one.
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Old 06-20-2014, 08:50 PM
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Not all wives are like that - hehe. I'm the one that finds the 4-wheelers and boats. And deer leases.
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Old 06-20-2014, 08:54 PM
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taught my wife 29 years ago. You better say what you mean . i am a dumb *** when it comes to hints and women. if you tell me what you want i want i will do it .
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Not all wives are like that - hehe. I'm the one that finds the 4-wheelers and boats. And deer leases.
Oh don't get me wrong. My wife is awesome. She is my best friend and fishing buddy.
I'm sure us guys leave our ladies in those "uhh huh" moments.
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Old 06-20-2014, 09:05 PM
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taught my wife 29 years ago. You better say what you mean . i am a dumb *** when it comes to hints and women. if you tell me what you want i want i will do it .
I know exactly what you mean. I hate when they think we should know "I'm going to bed" really means "let's go to bed baby".
Just tell us what you want.
Trust me ladies. If you tell a man to follow you to bed. He may as well be a puppy on a leash.
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Old 06-20-2014, 09:14 PM
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I HAVE THE RARE one,she not only told me we were getting a new boat,she special ordered it!she also picked out my last bay boat,sure hope the old champion is good to its new owner!
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I thought you would have shut her down after the Christmas donkey.
She got tired of riding that arse to work. She loved him, but he had a problem with crossing the fence to get to the neighbor's jumping horse. I had to get rid of him before she drops a damn mule!

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taught my wife 29 years ago. You better say what you mean . i am a dumb *** when it comes to hints and women. if you tell me what you want i want i will do it .
I think I told that to my wife verbatim on our wedding night. I followed it with a, "Don't ever get fat and ugly..... That's my job!"
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Old 06-23-2014, 08:52 PM
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Haha. I think we all can relate. Unfortunately mine wife asked if we can go look for a Tahoe.
What color did she get?
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What color did she get?
Silver..... What can I say? I'm a sucker.
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I once bought my wife one of those mood rings that changed colors so I could tell what kind of mood she was in.
When she was in a good mood, the stone turned blue.
When she was in a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead.
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Old 06-24-2014, 06:22 AM
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Silver..... What can I say? I'm a sucker.
Aren't we all bro. Ya wana keep the piece ya gota keep the peace.
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After two marriages and over 25 years............I still have no idea what the hell either of them meant or mean on any given day..........
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