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[Salty]

Being the entrepreneur that he is, W's spelling absolutely sucks. If I could get three volunteers to give up one evening per week, I think we could change his life forever. Just think....if he could spell, his business possibilities would be endless.

We would hold one-hour classes by phone on Friday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday evenings. Since he works offshore, the classes would be held every other week.....the week in which he is not at work. We could being at the third grade level and advance from there. We have to have tutorers who can, at least, spell better than W.....otherwise, it's a waste of time. The only qualification is that you must have finished the sixth grade in good standing.

C'mon, Bender, fritz, Coach.....how much better would it be not to have to read his riddles anymore? Help a brotha out.