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Old 03-30-2015, 12:53 PM
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They had a story on him on KATC a while back.

http://www.katc.com/story/28182672/i...raises-concern

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" A car is now home for David Keaton, who says his house was destroyed in a fire last week.

"I went to sleep on the toilet. When I woke up, they had about two inches of smoke from the ceiling down. I said, 'Damn I must have burnt some food again,'" says Keaton.

Everything he owns is now in, and on, his car.
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Old 03-30-2015, 01:11 PM
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" A car is now home for David Keaton, who says his house was destroyed in a fire last week.

"I went to sleep on the toilet. When I woke up, they had about two inches of smoke from the ceiling down. I said, 'Damn I must have burnt some food again,'" says Keaton.

Everything he owns is now in, and on, his car.
wow, that is just special!
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Old 03-30-2015, 01:19 PM
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Really!!!! is that a minivan with "Spoke wire" rims....PIMPing in Texas..

yeah boy spokes on the minivan, texas sticker on the window but had louisiana plates double parked at pull a part
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Old 03-30-2015, 01:22 PM
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"I went to sleep on the toilet. When I woke up, they had about two inches of smoke from the ceiling down. I said, 'Damn I must have burnt some food again,'" says Keaton.

that is the kind of stuff you hear when you strolling through "de berry"
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Old 03-30-2015, 03:45 PM
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Never know when you might NEED some chicken
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Old 03-30-2015, 05:02 PM
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" A car is now home for David Keaton, who says his house was destroyed in a fire last week.

"I went to sleep on the toilet. When I woke up, they had about two inches of smoke from the ceiling down. I said, 'Damn I must have burnt some food again,'" says Keaton.

Everything he owns is now in, and on, his car.

"Only time it ever fell off was when I went through the drive-thru at Wendy's in Lafayette"
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Old 03-30-2015, 08:04 PM
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" A car is now home for David Keaton, who says his house was destroyed in a fire last week.

"I went to sleep on the toilet. When I woke up, they had about two inches of smoke from the ceiling down. I said, 'Damn I must have burnt some food again,'" says Keaton.

Everything he owns is now in, and on, his car.
I hate to make light of the man's situation, but you can tell he has a few screws loose.

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yeah boy spokes on the minivan, texas sticker on the window but had louisiana plates double parked at pull a part
I saw him parked at Early's in Scott the other day. Ol girl at work said her fiancé used to work with him. She said his nickname was Top Notch.
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Old 04-17-2015, 03:27 PM
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Merge no one is talking about?
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Old 04-17-2015, 03:43 PM
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Merge no one is talking about?
Not gonna lie, that one didn't register very quickly. Long day at work.....lmao!
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Old 04-17-2015, 03:52 PM
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Not gonna lie, that one didn't register very quickly. Long day at work.....lmao!
haha i had to point it out to every one i showed the pic to wonder if the driver of the truck even knows about it
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Old 04-17-2015, 04:13 PM
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Merge no one is talking about?
When my brothers old Ford had issues I would always tell him to put a Bowtie on it and all the issues would go away...... I guess this guy had the same idea I did.



I saw this gem on Ambassador the other day.
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Old 04-18-2015, 08:52 AM
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I dont understand how those things aren't illegal... You can't have a tire stick out past the fender
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Old 04-18-2015, 09:05 AM
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Seriously. When I used to rock big swampers the police always had something to say.
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Old 04-18-2015, 12:58 PM
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Hmmm
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Old 04-18-2015, 09:52 PM
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Duelly or not
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Old 04-21-2015, 12:45 PM
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Old 04-21-2015, 12:47 PM
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I think it needs a few more hours to be done
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Old 04-22-2015, 07:49 AM
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what in the he!! is that pole made of
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Old 05-06-2015, 09:03 AM
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hahahaha are you kidding me
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Old 05-07-2015, 02:42 PM
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