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Old 09-30-2011, 08:46 AM
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Default "Where are all the Americans?"

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."

The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for a wonderful America !"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East . I am not American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa ."

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The African lady checks

her watch and says,

"Probably at work."
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Old 09-30-2011, 08:57 AM
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Lol....yep!!!!!
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Old 09-30-2011, 09:49 AM
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Lol!!!!!!! Truer words have never been spoken
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Old 09-30-2011, 10:18 AM
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Hahaha. Love it.
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Old 09-30-2011, 10:28 AM
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Yes, and its getting OLD.
I'm tired of working 6 months out of 12 to help those that won't work and send money to foreign countries who hate us.

"The democracy will cease when the government takes from those who would work and gives it to those who would not" THOMAS JEFFERSON
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Old 09-30-2011, 11:47 AM
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Dats the truth!!!!
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Old 09-30-2011, 07:06 PM
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Sad, but so true.
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