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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please.

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Old 09-21-2013, 10:26 AM
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A great dane, a lab, and a bull dog are all locked in their kennels at the vets office. The bull dog says to the lab, what you in for? The lad replies, I chewed up my owners brand new slippers and im here to be put down. The lab asks the bull dog what he's in for and the bull dog tells him that he chewed up the sunday paper all over the front lawn and he's there to be put down.
They both turn to the great dane and ask what he's in for. The dane says, well yesterday my owner got out of the shower and was walking around naked like she always does. While she was putting on her jewelry she dropped an ear ring and it rolled under the bed. When she bent down to find it I couldn't resist. I jumped on her and went at it with all I had. The two other dogs were shocked. They said dang bro they putting you down. The dane says to them heck no, im just here to get my nails trimmed.
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Old 10-02-2013, 12:32 AM
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