Birds taking over porch.

[1fastmerc]

The birds have taken over my porch. Any suggestions on how to get rid of em with out shooting them. Maybe a fake owl a bunch of fake owls. They are really making my porch disgusting. If it comes down to it violence will be used. Thanks for any help.


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["W"]

Originally Posted by 1fastmerc

The birds have taken over my porch. Any suggestions on how to get rid of em with out shooting them. Maybe a fake owl a bunch of fake owls. They are really making my porch disgusting. If it comes down to it violence will be used. Thanks for any help.


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[Jadams]

I put a owl on console to keep the birds from ****tin on boat they **** on damn owl west marine has some lil metal thing thats spins r sumthing that they say wks

[Asterisk-Rich]

I would get an airsoft gun and have fun with them. Probably wont kill them but will sting enough that they wont come back

[Salty]

Originally Posted by Jadams

I put a owl on console to keep the birds from ****tin on boat they **** on damn owl west marine has some lil metal thing thats spins r sumthing that they say wks

[weedeater]

What kinda birds you got? I pulled my boat cover off the other day to clean my boat and they had done built a nest, hatched and gotten big enuff to leave the nest...... think that's a good sign that my boat ain't being used enuff.

["W"]

Originally Posted by Asterisk-Rich

I would get an airsoft gun and have fun with them. Probably wont kill them but will sting enough that they wont come back

Yea thats what i would do but with heavier Ammo

[Red Devil]

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[Salty]

Originally Posted by "W"

Yea thats what i would do but with heavier Ammo

OK, apparently W has found him an emoticon website.

[bjhooper82]

Get a gammo air rifle and have yourself some fun!!!

["W"]

Originally Posted by Salty

OK, apparently W has found him an emoticon website.

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[kibb]

Try hanging some old CDs on a string. Preferably where they will be in sunlight.

[basinmaster]

Big Fake Rubber Snakes Placed close to where they hang out.
Owl or hawk Decoys work well too, but need to move them around or they will figure out hey are fake.

[Duck Butter]

Dang I am sounding like a tree hugger, but anyway, what type of birds?
You can't shoot all of em

[1fastmerc]

Originally Posted by Duck Butter

Dang I am sounding like a tree hugger, but anyway, what type of birds?
You can't shoot all of em

Don't know. The ones that are making a nest on my porch and pooping everywhere.


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[swamp snorkler]

get a poster of iron man or chuck norris and hang it on your porch

[eman]

If they are nesting on a flat surface make some spike strips to cover that surface .

[Asterisk-Rich]

Originally Posted by Duck Butter

Dang I am sounding like a tree hugger, but anyway, what type of birds?
You can't shoot all of em

Just embrace it dude. You and specklebuttcheeks would be good friends if y'all ever met.

[Gerald]

My wife has a killer cat that can "take care" of your birds.

















After a little while the cat walked off and the bird flew away....... untouched.

[1fastmerc]

Originally Posted by Gerald

My wife has a killer cat that can "take care" of your birds.

















After a little while the cat walked off and the bird flew away....... untouched.

Lol Sounds like my killer boxer that the birds fly and land all around.


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