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Old 03-17-2011, 08:42 PM
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[SIZE=4]A call to the Sportsman's' Hotline:
[/SIZE]Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem:
I have suspected for some time now that my wife
has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if
the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs
up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try
to stay awake to look out
for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, last night about midnight I hid in the
boatshed behind the boat. When she came home she
got out of someone's car buttoning her
blouse, then she took her panties out of her
purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat,
that I noticed a
hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?
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Old 03-17-2011, 08:43 PM
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Hahaha
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Old 03-17-2011, 08:53 PM
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Saw that somewhere else,still made me laugh...haha!
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