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Old 12-02-2010, 04:29 PM
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Default 3 Dead Men on Christmas Eve

First Christmas Joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The man from Golden Meadow fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The man from Larose reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The man from Cut Off started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The Cut Off man replied, 'These are Carols.'
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Old 12-02-2010, 06:25 PM
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That's funny right there
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Old 12-03-2010, 08:50 AM
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LOL!!!
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Old 12-03-2010, 09:09 AM
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Hahaha !! Durty!
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