hillbilly logic

[eman]

Two good ol' boys in a Tennessee trailer park were sitting around talking
one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at their local Nissan plant..

After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, 'If'n I was to sneak over
To your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off
Huntin and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?'

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his
Head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says, 'Well, I don't know about kin, but It would make us
Even