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Old 11-04-2010, 09:11 AM
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YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THIS RANCHER'S OUTLOOK & COMMON SENSE APPROACH TO LIFE

While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher whose hand had been caught in a gate while working his cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama, and his being our president.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is just a Post Turtle."

Now not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked, “What's a ‘Post Turtle?’"

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he sure as heck ain't goin' anywhere, and you just wonder what kind of idiot put him up there in the first place."



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Old 11-04-2010, 09:26 AM
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ha. thats a good one
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Old 11-04-2010, 09:39 AM
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thats a good one!
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Old 11-04-2010, 10:03 AM
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hahahaa Nice one!
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Old 11-04-2010, 10:04 AM
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Best one yet
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Old 11-04-2010, 11:44 AM
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A post turtle indeed!!
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Old 11-04-2010, 06:03 PM
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That's is a good one.
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Old 11-04-2010, 10:58 PM
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yep!
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