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Old 01-23-2010, 10:18 PM
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Being the entrepreneur that he is, W's spelling absolutely sucks. If I could get three volunteers to give up one evening per week, I think we could change his life forever. Just think....if he could spell, his business possibilities would be endless.

We would hold one-hour classes by phone on Friday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday evenings. Since he works offshore, the classes would be held every other week.....the week in which he is not at work. We could being at the third grade level and advance from there. We have to have tutorers who can, at least, spell better than W.....otherwise, it's a waste of time. The only qualification is that you must have finished the sixth grade in good standing.

C'mon, Bender, fritz, Coach.....how much better would it be not to have to read his riddles anymore? Help a brotha out.

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Old 01-23-2010, 10:28 PM
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Being the entrepreneur that he is, W's spelling absolutely sucks. If I could get three volunteers to give up one evening per week, I think we could change his life forever. Just think....if he could spell, his business possibilities would be endless.

We would hold one-hour classes by phone on Friday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday evenings. Since he works offshore, the classes would be held every other week.....the week in which he is not at work. We could begin at the third grade level and advance from there. We have to have tutorers who can, at least, spell better than W.....otherwise, it's a waste of time. The only qualification is that you must have finished the sixth grade in good standing.

C'mon, Bender, fritz, Coach.....how much better would it be not to have to read his riddles anymore? Help a brotha out.

fixed it for ya salty.
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Old 01-23-2010, 10:31 PM
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fixed it for ya salty.
There's another one.
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But I finished the 6th grade Salty.... I liked it so much I took it three times.....
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If NASA, finds out he is mispelling all those words on their computers and their dime, he will be needing all that help writing a new resume!!
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DURT NO WAT is WRUOG WIT my SPELING
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Being the entrepreneur that he is, W's spelling absolutely sucks. If I could get three volunteers to give up one evening per week, I think we could change his life forever. Just think....if he could spell, his business possibilities would be endless.

We would hold one-hour classes by phone on Friday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday evenings. Since he works offshore, the classes would be held every other week.....the week in which he is not at work. We could being at the third grade level and advance from there.(Fragment Consider Revising ) We have to have tutors( tutors )who can, at least, spell better than W.....otherwise,( otherwise; )it's a waste of time. The only qualification is that you must have finished the sixth grade in good standing.

C'mon, Bender, fritz, Coach.....how much better would it be not to have to read his riddles anymore? Help a brotha out.


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