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Old 09-02-2014, 07:36 AM
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Your Mother in law, who your beautiful young wife very much resembles, comes over for a over night visit. During the course of her visit she borrows your wife's favorite fluffy terry cloth robe.

You arrive home from work early and walk into the kitchen. There you see your assumed wife at the sink washing dishes. You quietly walk up, put you arms around her from behind and reach in the robe to get a handful of your favorite play toys......
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She says in a very calm voice, ''Oil..... Honey, while I appriciate the gesture. I think you have the wrong womans boob in your hand son.''
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Old 09-02-2014, 10:25 AM
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Ummm. You win.
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Old 09-02-2014, 10:32 AM
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A divorce and 20 years later we still laugh about that day.
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Old 09-02-2014, 10:47 AM
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Did she have a nice set? At this point that's all that matters.
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Old 09-02-2014, 11:10 AM
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ehhhh they are all nice when they are in your hands. I was 20 something she was late 30's early 40's. I guess they where nice not that I can remember much. I do remember they certainly felt different from what I was used to. Much softer. LOL
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Old 09-02-2014, 02:28 PM
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Thats awesome!!


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Old 09-02-2014, 08:17 PM
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When you riding along in your truck and #2 hit you like a ton of bricks.. Pull in at the nearest gas station and make it to the toilet just in time and when the explosion is through you realize there's no TP...
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Old 09-03-2014, 07:41 AM
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And a car pulls up with a bunch of people to see of ya need help.
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