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Old 01-16-2016, 11:50 PM
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Default Senior Driving

Two elderly women were out driving in a large
car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were
cruising along, they came to major crossroad. The stop light
was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to
herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we
just went through a red light." After a few more
minutes, they came to another major junction and the light
was red again . Again, they went right through. The woman in
the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been
red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was
getting nervous.

At the next junction, sure enough, the light
was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the
other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we
just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have
killed us both!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh! Am I
driving?"
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