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Old 03-17-2014, 05:51 PM
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The perfect girl.
Ron was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends were already
married while Ron just bounced from one relationship to the next.
Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking
for the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular?
Can't you find anyone who suits you?"
"No," Ron replied. "I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I
bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't
like them. So I keep on looking!"
"Listen," his friend suggested, "Why don't you find
a girl who's just like your dear ole Mother?"
Many weeks passed before Ron and his friend crossed paths again.
"So Ron. Did you find the perfect girl yet. One that's just like your Mother?"
Ron shrugged his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom.
My mother loved her, they became great friends."
"Excellent!!! So... Are you and this girl engaged yet?"
"I'm afraid not," Ron replied, "My Father can't stand her!"
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Old 03-17-2014, 06:39 PM
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Good one, wife liked it too! Lmao. Thanks
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Old 03-17-2014, 08:55 PM
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LMAO... Good 1 eman!


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