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Old 08-16-2010, 06:51 AM
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Rolleyes Little Ralphy

A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'

She calls on little Ralphy.

He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'

The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'

Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?'

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'

To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'
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Old 08-16-2010, 07:12 AM
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***** x1000
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Old 08-16-2010, 09:22 AM
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LMAO! What a great way to start my morning...
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Old 08-16-2010, 10:56 AM
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LMAO! What a great way to start my morning...
Wow Pookie! That's gotta hurt! A joke was a better way to start her morning than you!

J/k big guy!
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Old 08-16-2010, 11:01 AM
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Wow Pookie! That's gotta hurt! A joke was a better way to start her morning than you!

J/k big guy!

i had (2) interviews.... what a great way to start my week...... pray pray pray for a new job !!!!!
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Old 08-16-2010, 11:03 AM
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i had (2) interviews.... what a great way to start my week...... pray pray pray for a new job !!!!!
Good luck on the job hunt!
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Old 08-16-2010, 09:28 AM
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***** I always loved that joke
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Old 08-16-2010, 10:50 AM
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*****oooo, priceless !!!
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Old 08-16-2010, 11:04 AM
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its with the same company, just a promotion
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