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Old 08-29-2010, 08:44 PM
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POOF and the light goes off

A 72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'Jerry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'

Jerry replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light goes off.'

'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Jerry's wife. ' Ginger ,' he says, 'Jerry is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof*! the light goes off?'

'OH MY GOD!' Ginger exclaims. 'He's peeing in the fridge again!!!!
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Old 08-29-2010, 08:47 PM
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Ya know, we better not laugh.......that may be one of us one day!!!
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Old 08-29-2010, 08:51 PM
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lmao the sad part is that Jeff's right, that very well could be one of us one day! Hell, I'm sure Dink's done it a time or two!
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Its funny that you say That Ross..........
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Its funny that you say That Ross..........
lol I can't clown you, I pissed in the doorway of my brothers room one night and he had to clean it cuz I passed back out and they couldn't wake me up
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Old 08-30-2010, 08:48 AM
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don't know anybody that admits to peeing in the fridge ,But, Do know someone that after a hard night of drinking passed out in the bed and couple hours later got up opened the closet and peed all over their shoes.
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:27 AM
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TIM ????
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:32 AM
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Wife found me in the bathtub awhile back.......I told her I was pissing......not really sure what I was doing there tho............On another note, a Girls Gone Wild dvd set came in the other day.........Not sure if I ordered it or not.........Kinda scared to ask the wife if she did........If she didn't I'm screwed....If she did, I'm not to sure what to think......I'm just happy I ws the one to check the mail that day
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:35 AM
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Wife found me in the bathtub awhile back.......I told her I was pissing......not really sure what I was doing there tho............On another note, a Girls Gone Wild dvd set came in the other day.........Not sure if I ordered it or not.........Kinda scared to ask the wife if she did........If she didn't I'm screwed....If she did, I'm not to sure what to think......I'm just happy I ws the one to check the mail that day
LOL, I see she is allowing you to have a facebook again...
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Wife found me in the bathtub awhile back.......I told her I was pissing......not really sure what I was doing there tho............On another note, a Girls Gone Wild dvd set came in the other day.........Not sure if I ordered it or not.........Kinda scared to ask the wife if she did........If she didn't I'm screwed....If she did, I'm not to sure what to think......I'm just happy I ws the one to check the mail that day
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