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Old 11-24-2010, 08:05 AM
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A little boy told me this one.....

What does it mean when your girlfriend wears a DALLAS jersey to bed????


That your definitely not gonna score!!!
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Old 11-24-2010, 10:26 AM
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HA! we'll see tomorrow how it goes!!
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Old 11-25-2010, 12:44 PM
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Yeah. We'll see.
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Old 11-25-2010, 06:40 PM
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Yeah. We'll see.
Well, from what I'm seeing, I sure hope my wife doesn't wear a Cowboys shirt to bed!! Lol!
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Old 11-25-2010, 07:22 PM
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yeah, saints were kick there behind, but dallas is turning around now!
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Old 11-25-2010, 07:25 PM
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Yeah, I need to recant my last statement! This has turned into a dang tight game!
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Old 11-25-2010, 07:40 PM
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Well, from what I'm seeing, I sure hope my wife doesn't wear a Cowboys shirt to bed!! Lol!
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Yeah, I need to recant my last statement! This has turned into a dang tight game!
It looks like you may be wearing the Saints shirt to bed....
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Old 11-25-2010, 08:18 PM
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It looks like you may be wearing the Saints shirt to bed....
I've got my beer! I'll do fine with or without. I'm married with two young kids now so, without is pretty common! Lol!

All the time is what got me to rarely...That, and Jagermeister! It's responsible for both of em! Needless to say, I no longer own a Yager machine or even walk past it in a store! Lol!
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Old 11-25-2010, 09:20 PM
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A little boy told me this one.....

What does it mean when your girlfriend wears a DALLAS jersey to bed????


That your definitely not gonna score!!!
LMAO,how bout them COWGIRLS
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Old 11-25-2010, 09:37 PM
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LMAO,how bout them COWGIRLS
How about roy williams giving the game to yall at the 11 yard line. Then so much time to throw, brees had to have played like that. 2 min drill, for sure.
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How about roy williams giving the game to yall at the 11 yard line. Then so much time to throw, brees had to have played like that. 2 min drill, for sure.
tell Roy that i said thank you.
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