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Old 10-13-2009, 10:30 AM
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WOMEN'S REVENGE
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked the woman at my check out counter.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television
set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to help me today. He said his favorite football game was on,,,,,,,,,
So I figured this was the most evil thing I could do ,, he'll miss the entire game looking for the remote before he realizes he could have turned the channel manually.... lol
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Old 10-13-2009, 10:33 AM
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yes yes,, it was my wife that posted that joke
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Old 10-13-2009, 10:45 AM
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lmao... thats hilarious
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Old 10-13-2009, 10:54 AM
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That's flat out evil!
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Old 10-13-2009, 11:07 AM
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The funniest part about it is that it's true lol. Last night I messed around trying to get my DirecTv remote to work for about 10 minutes before finally going to the box and doing it manually.
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Old 10-13-2009, 11:19 AM
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This is Dat cajun Man's wife,, I knew one of you guys would finally admit that it was true thanks longside lol
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Old 10-13-2009, 11:23 AM
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hell my wife hides it from me all the time just to piss me off. I use the TV in the livingroom and her the bedroom. But I have found a way around this. Last time she did it she couldnt remember where she put it so she had to go to cox and get another one. Well they didnt charge her so now everytime I go by the place I pick one up. I have 4 on standby. So she is SOL on that idea now.
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Old 10-13-2009, 11:29 AM
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hell my wife hides it from me all the time just to piss me off. I use the TV in the livingroom and her the bedroom. But I have found a way around this. Last time she did it she couldnt remember where she put it so she had to go to cox and get another one. Well they didnt charge her so now everytime I go by the place I pick one up. I have 4 on standby. So she is SOL on that idea now.
lol that's a good one.
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This is Dat cajun Man's wife,, I knew one of you guys would finally admit that it was true thanks longside lol
The remote was just pissing me off and when I put my mind on one thing I get aggrivated until it's either fixed or taken care of so I was swapping batteries and taking it apart then I was like, wait I can do all of this after I put the game on lol
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Old 10-13-2009, 12:03 PM
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Oh Longside, I am kind of the same way,,If I ask my husband to fix something in the house and he doesn't,, i will spend all day trying to show him that I CAN FIX IT MYSELF.. then I turn a $2 job into a $200 job... now he has learned,,, if something needs fixing either fix it now,, or bring it with you to work CAUSE i LOVE TO TROUBLE SHOOT LOL
I work with juvenile delinquents every day,, I have lots and lots of patients lol
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Oh Longside, I am kind of the same way,,If I ask my husband to fix something in the house and he doesn't,, i will spend all day trying to show him that I CAN FIX IT MYSELF.. then I turn a $2 job into a $200 job... now he has learned,,, if something needs fixing either fix it now,, or bring it with you to work CAUSE i LOVE TO TROUBLE SHOOT LOL
I work with juvenile delinquents every day,, I have lots and lots of patients lol

lol..... meenie face
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Old 10-13-2009, 12:10 PM
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I have to be careful in here, I forgot I am up against more men than women, lol....... in here lol
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lol..... we stick together over here...
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