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Old 12-25-2012, 09:50 PM
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Default The toilet seat.

THE TOILET SEAT



Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks

to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it

while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take care of another

matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a shower.

Before getting
in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she

realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet

seat. About that time, Charlie got home and realized her

predicament.


They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally,

in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet

around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room. The ER

Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get

a mental picture of this.). Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it

all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this

before." The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them. I

just never saw one mounted and framed."


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Old 12-25-2012, 11:35 PM
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Lol, good one.
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Old 12-26-2012, 07:10 AM
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!
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