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Old 10-27-2013, 07:22 PM
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Default The secret to a long life...

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured below.
She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar,so he walked up to her and said,

“I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”

“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. Before going to bed,I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and never exercise at all.

“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”

“Forty,” she replied
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