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Old 01-17-2015, 04:47 PM
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Free people are not equal. Equal people are not free.


"A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don't have one, you'll
probably never need one again.

The definition of the word Conundrum is: something that is puzzling or
confusing.

Here are six Conundrums of socialism in the United States of America :

1. America is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is
subsidized.
2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims.
3. They think they are victims - yet their representatives run the
government.
4. Their representatives run the government - yet the poor keep getting
poorer.
5. The poor keep getting poorer - yet they have things that people in other
countries only dream about.
6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about - yet they
want America to be more like those other countries.

Think about it! And that, my friends, pretty much sums up the USA in the 21st
Century.
Makes you wonder who is doing the math.

These three, short sentences tell you a lot about the direction of our current
government and cultural environment:

1. We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics,
but we are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few
lunatics.

Funny how that works. And here's another one worth
considering...

2. Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out of
money. But we never hear about welfare or food stamps running out of
money? What's interesting is the first group "worked for" their money,
but the second didn't.

Think about it...and last but not least:

3. Why are we cutting benefits for our veterans, no pay raises for our military
and cutting our army to a level lower than before WWII, but we are not
stopping the payments or benefits to illegal aliens.

Am I the only one missing something?
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Old 01-17-2015, 05:21 PM
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Any conjecture here?


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Old 01-17-2015, 06:49 PM
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Give away=votes=election=power=money
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Old 01-19-2015, 08:31 AM
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we come here for a laugh, that is why its called "The Comedy Club"
this $&!# aint funny
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