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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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Kevin the third grader
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Kevin says: "I wanna start out as a marine pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Kevin, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson . . . . "And how about you, Sarah?" "I wanna be Kevin's whore!" |
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LOL!!
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lmao, awesome!
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Hahaha
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haha
kevin must be related to little johnny
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Too funny!
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