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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please.

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Old 01-26-2015, 10:04 PM
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TEXTING FOR SENIORS:
ADT ~ At The Doctors
BFE ~ Buying Fleet Enema
BFF ~ Best Friend Fell
BTW ~ Bring The Wheelchair
BYOB ~ Bring Your Own Bengay
FWIP ~ Forgot Where I Parked
FWIW ~ Forgot Where I Was
GGPMBL ~ Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low
GGA ~ Got Gas Again
ID10T ERROR ~ self explanatory
IMHO ~ Is My Hearing-Aid On
LOL ~ Living On Lipitor
LMAO ~ Lose My Aspirin Often
OMG ~ Off My Gourd
OMMR ~ On My Massage Recliner
OMMR ~ Out Making Methane Ricochets
ROFLACGU~ Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up
SWAK ~ Still Wanting a Knee-replacement
TLC ~ Terrible Leg Cramps
TMI ~ Too Much Indigestion
TTYL ~ Talk To You Louder
TYVM ~ Take Your Viagra Meds
WDICIHF ~ What Did I Come In Here For
*** ~ Wife Taking Forever
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Old 01-26-2015, 10:37 PM
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Lol
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Old 02-22-2015, 10:15 PM
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Thanks . . Hit 65 today and these will come in handy . .
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