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Old 01-07-2016, 09:54 AM
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Nothing like a Ford Truck

New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out...

I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. Go figure-- it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.

I returned it to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Nelson", the technician said to the radio.

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and
In an instant " Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven", I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
"Beatles", I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new Ford truck, but I swerved
In time to avoid him. I yelled, "*** Hole!"
Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States ."

Damn I love this Ford truck....
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Old 01-07-2016, 01:08 PM
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