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Old 08-13-2010, 06:45 PM
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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: You have no idea what i had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.

Second Guy: That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.

Third Guy: Man, you both have it easy!! I had to promise my wife that i would remodel the kitchen for her.

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?

Fourth Guy: I just set my alarm for 0530. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on the butt and said: Fishing or Sex?
And she said: ......Wear sun block.
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Old 08-13-2010, 06:48 PM
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HahahahahahahahahhahahA
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Old 08-13-2010, 06:49 PM
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nice!!
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Old 08-13-2010, 07:05 PM
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when i first heard that i tried it the following weekend ...... she punched me in the stomach and rolled me off the bed !!......... true story
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Old 08-13-2010, 07:11 PM
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^^^that was your que to go fishin hun!!^^^ crawl out the room and hit the road..haha
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Old 08-13-2010, 07:44 PM
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That's how I got my wife to let me go sat and sun. U wake up early snd she does not. If u keep waking the up they will kick u out the house. BL here I come.
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Old 08-13-2010, 07:52 PM
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ASR and three of his buddies went fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: You have no idea what i had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.

Second Guy: That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.

Third Guy: Man, you both have it easy!! I had to promise my wife that i would remodel the kitchen for her.

They continue to fish. When they realized that ASR has not said a word, they asked him, "Renee, you haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?

ASR: I just set my alarm for 0530. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on the butt and said: Fishing or Sex?
And she said: ......Wear sun block.
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Old 08-13-2010, 09:12 PM
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when i first heard that i tried it the following weekend ...... she punched me in the stomach and rolled me off the bed !!......... true story
I'm sure that's the only reason she punched you in the gut!
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Old 08-13-2010, 09:38 PM
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oh yeah..classic.. i've worked that angle for years
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