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Old 08-06-2011, 10:14 PM
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Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the river below.
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Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
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The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney World & Barrack said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One.'
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The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes. Barrack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them.'
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The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset.'
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Barrack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.
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The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your *** from drowning.'
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Old 08-06-2011, 10:23 PM
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Haha. Good one.
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Old 08-06-2011, 10:24 PM
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3 Kids Fishing
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Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the river below.
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Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
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The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney World & Barrack said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One.'
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The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes. Barrack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them.'
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The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset.'
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Barrack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.
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The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your *** from drowning.'
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Old 08-06-2011, 10:59 PM
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That's a good one
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Old 08-07-2011, 09:59 AM
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LMAO
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Old 08-07-2011, 08:52 PM
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lol good stuff
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Old 08-07-2011, 11:40 PM
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Lmao. Made my whole night!
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Old 08-08-2011, 07:34 AM
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nice!!
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Old 08-08-2011, 08:58 AM
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Nice one!
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Old 08-08-2011, 02:24 PM
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good one
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